He'll get you pregnant through the screen. Multiple times. Even if you're a guy.
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@1 year ago with 49 notes
Requested by: the lovely maggieconnelly, who wanted a spam of her “bearded sex god”
So this was a bigger challenge because I don’t stalk Matt Berry as creepily as I do the main cast of the Boosh. But obviously he is still a stellar human being and should be celebrated in a manner befitting his excellence (or as close to befitting as I could manage)
@2 years ago with 4 notes
The Pizza Miracle (found here) is Matt Berry in a serious role.
He’s not just good as loud arrogant characters like Bainbridge and Douglas. He can be serious too.
@2 years ago with 18 notes
Last time I met the Matt Berry sex beast he was perched clumsily at the bar in Start The Bus drinking a whiskey on the rocks and entertaining his picture fad fans. As I crawled my way towards him, me and my friend who had just finished our rather drunk DJ set groped him into giving us ‘a big cuddle’. He then persisted to ask me for a kiss which I never managed to fulfil given the ‘can I have a picture’ interruptions.
This next time I stumble across him he seems a bit more sober and not as witty/ creepy. His Maypoles are musically tight and give some amazing jamming to the jeering crowd and Berry is the charismatic front man we expected him to be. It’s a great gig with some awesome audience interaction and though we never expected an encore we got one bundled as a Christian Easter gift. ‘Jesus Christ Superstar’ is the last song to send us on our merry bank holiday path.
He crumbled a creme egg in front of our eyes…Matt Berry must be Christ resurrected.